The Toy Guy - Toy Reviews

Adults don't always have the time to research the games that the kids in their lives are asking for. That is why we have launched this "M+" section, to provide you with more information on the Mature Rated games that kids may be asking to play.

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Crusty Demons

Crusty Demons combines the freeform tricking, high-octane stunt mayhem and bone breaking crashes in this free roaming world.It breaks new ground by rewarding players to engineer spectacular crashes and inflict massive injuries and pain to their rider. Free-roaming worlds allow you to maximize the violence and destruction across 5 international locations, full of stunt challenges with additional race tracks for those who are ready to face the devil.

need to know: Rated mature forbBlood, sexual themes, strong language, and violence

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What the ESRB ratings mean:

EC - EARLY CHILDHOOD
Suitable for children
ages 3 and older

E - EVERYONE
Suitable for people
ages 6 and older

E10+ - EVERYONE 10 +
Suitable for people
ages 10 and older

T - TEEN
Suitable for people
ages 13 and older

M - MATURE
Suitable for people
ages 17 and older

AO - ADULTS ONLY
Suitable for people
ages 18 and older

RP - RATING PENDING
Awaiting final rating

(ESRB)
The Entertainment Software
Rating Board

50 Cent Bulletproof

publisher: Vivendi Universal Games

Rap star, 50 Cent, stars in his first video game, which finds him caught in a web of corruption, double-crosses and shady deals that lead him on
a bloody path through New York's drug underworld.

need to know:
Bulletproof is violent, bloody and filled with adult situations and language.

God of War

publisher: Sony

Embark on a merciless quest as Kratos, an ex-Spartan warrior driven to destroy Ares, the God of War. Armed with lethal double chainblades, Kratos must carve through mythology's darkest creatures including Medusa, Cyclops, the Hydra and more, while solving intricate puzzles.

need to know:
Violent and bloody with a dark story-line.

Area 51

publisher: Midway

A viral outbreak has just shut down the Area 51 research facility and a Special Forces unit is sent to investigate. Players will delve into five massive levels discovering a deadly mutagenic side effect of the virus and an ancient alien colony buried beneath the facility.

need to know:
An intense and violent first-person shooter.

TimeSplitters Future Perfect

publisher: Electronic Arts

Humanity is on the brink of destruction and Cortez, the hero from previous installments, finds himself in a race against time to trace the origin of the TimeSplitters.

need to know:
A quirky and humorous yet violent first-person shooter.

City of the Dead

publisher: Hip Games

From the ghoulish mind of George Romero, City of the Dead places you in Romero's land of walking corpses. The game takes place on an island where a secret military experiment has led to frightening results.

need to know:
Horror-filled game-play with lots of blood and gore.

Full Spectrum Warrior

publisher: THQ

need to know:
An incredibly realistic portrayal of Infantry level urban warfare. Players become the Squad Leader and take command of two squads as they maneuver through an urban war zone.

Resident Evil 4

publisher: Capcom

The buzz on this fourth installment in the Resident Evil series is that it's not only the best of the four but one of the best action/adventure games to date.

need to know:
RE 4 features buckets of blood, weapons and over the top violence. Definitely not a game for the squeamish or young.

Grand Theft Auto

publisher: Rockstar Games

need to know:
This series, which includes Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and San Andreas (Oct 04), is packed with gang violence, drugs and sex.

Doom 3

publisher: Activision

need to know:
A frightening and bloody first-person shooter game filled with dark environments, gruesome zombies and monsters lurking in the shadows.

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